𝐈𝐍𝐁𝐎𝐗 | 𝐤𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢. 𝐛

𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐋𝐄𝐅𝐓 𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃

[4:12pm]

you
damnnnn
i found out a funny joke
there's 200+ types of pastas
the pastabilities
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

you
why are you not laughing 🤬🤬?
i thought it was pretty funny :')

you
it has been 15 minutes since you left me on read and i'm concerned
i'll pretend to be you then when i just said the joke
"not funny shut the fuck up"
orrr
"so many fucking emojis wtf"

*@bonitoflakess deleted 6 messages*

a soft sigh was let out as he left you on read yet again, even though you were sure he'd reply to you deleting messages. normally he reply back with an insult or try to one up you, but today was different.

possibilities ran your head of what could've happened, however you quickly dismissed them and assumed he was probably busy doing some extra training. after all you didn't want to seem clingy.

however another half an hour passes by and you still saw that annoying read. you frowned a bit but then saw new notifications from a group chat you were in, you clicked on it hoping to entertain your boredom.

[5:05pm]

denki has stinky feet

pikami
NO BC LIKE WHY IS THE PLURAL FOR FISH FISH⁉️⁉️

theflextapeman
I AGREE
ITS FISHES

pinkiialien
wait fishes isn't a word 😰

therocknotoffical
no stfu i'm getting a dictionary
i don't believe this

pikami
AND WHY TF IS THE PLURAL FOR CACTUS NOT CACTUSES
LIKE WHY TF IS IT CACTI???

theflextapeman
no fucking idiot
because like bicycle and tricycle got i and mean more than one so cactui got to have the i 😐😐

pinkiialien
that made no ducking sense
OH MY DUCKING GOD
it's still cactuses 😛😫

pikami
YEAH BUT TWO AND THREE DONT HAVE I

therocknotoffical
turns out i don't own a dictionary 🤨
but "Both the Oxford and the Merriam-Webster dictionaries say that the plural of fish can be either fish or fishes."
you use fishes when there's multiple fishes different species 🤓

pinkiialien
SIR WHAT IS THAT EMOJI

you
OXFORD AND MERRIAM-WEBSTER DICTIONARIES ARE LIRS
ITS FISHES NO MATTER WHAT 🤬🤬🤬

pikami
EXACTLY
LIKE HOW YOU MEANT TO KNOW IF YOURE READING IT

you
you're saying that as if you read 😐

pikami
I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME SIDE 😢😢😢

you
i'm on the side of the truth
and you don't read 💃🕺