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this is funny girl?
that i am
Unknown
wait i want a joke
k
Little Timmy is in school
and the teacher asks him a
question.
"If there's three birds on a
fence and the farmer
shoots one, how many are left?
guy
k...
timmy says none and the
teacher goes "incorrect
try again."
timmy thinks again and says
"none, if the farmer shoots
one the others fly away."
the teacher goes, that's not
correct but i like the way
you think.
Unknown
i don't get it
LET ME FINISH
so little timmy goes "my turn"
"there's three ladies sitting in the
park eating icecream, one
licking it, one sucking it and
one biting it, which one
is married?"
the teacher goes "the one
sucking it."
little timmy goes, "wrong,
the one with the wedding
ring, but i like the
way you think."
Unknown
AHHAHAH
Unknown
who knew girls could
be funny?
now, what are your names?
i know theo cuz he's the fit
boy i messaged to start
with but idk you lot
Unknown
Blaise
Unknown
Malfoy
Unknown
Gregory
Unknown
Vincent
guy
we gonna ignore
how she called me
fit?
yeah xx
! Star changed four contacts to "Blaise", "Draco", "Vincent", "Gregory" !
! Star changed "guy" to "Theo" !
anyways-
i'm off to transfiguration
by loves <3
Blaise:
oy we've got that
lesson
we never got your
name
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❔Polar Opposites | Theodore Nott (REWRITING)
Fanfiction━━━ ( 𝗣 𝗢 𝗟 𝗔 𝗥 𝗢 𝗣 𝗣 𝗢 𝗦 𝗜 𝗧 𝗘 𝗦 ) ❝𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗺𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗴𝗲𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗮 𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴! ❞ ❝𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙞𝙩. ❞ // when a simple joke turns into nights online and games with his friends. ...
