❔Polar Opposites | Theodore Nott (REWRITING)

10. ROOMATES

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kk i'm joining the
party now

*Lightskinbarbie joined the party*

Lightskinbarbie: how many are on?

Flxnt1: all of us

Lightskinbarbie: sound

DrxcoMxlfoy: what game are we playing

Lightskinbarbie: my older brother gave me loads of new games today so whatever really

Blazio: what house is your brother in?

Lightskinbarbie: slytherin seventh year

Pewsee: we best not be playing with a mudblood gryffindor or sum shit

Lightskinbarbie: i'm pureblood babes

Blazio: I'm not playing war zone with you if you just gonna steal my kills

Lightskinbarbie: pal you were gonna die anyways also i'm so sorry if you hear my dormates shouting at me to shut up

YZMVincent: it's fair join my game now

Nottyourman: i'm on

Flxnt1: is goyle joining?

GergxryGxyle: i'm on

Lightskinbarbie:
Roommate: WHY IS THAT GAME MUSIC SO LOUD
Star: IF YOUR SO BOTHERED GO SHAG THAT SIXTH YEAR YOUR INTO

Nottyourman: anyhow-

Pewsee: what's the lasses name?

DrxcoMxlfoy: not sure she's staying anonymous

Flxnt1: what shall we call you mystery girl?

Lightskinbarbie: call me er

*JUST TELL THEM YOUR NAME!*

CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONE MINUTE?!

call me MJ cuz that's what my cousin calls me

Flxnt1: well MJ i think you should tell me where you got your wrap from because that's gorgeous

Lightskinbarbie: i'll send the link to the groupchat and one of the boys can send it to you

Nottyourman: i'll just add them two to the group

Lightskinbarbie: that's sound, whoever needs to press Y needs to hurry up

Flxnt1: you all loading in?

GregxryGxyle: yeah

Lightskinbarbie: go to left under the metal plate there's four here

Blazio: i've got two

Lightskinbarbie: killed one

DrxcoMxlfoy: FUCKS SAKE STUPID FUCKING WHORE

Flxnt1: how are you dead already?

Lightskinbarbie: whatever there's one on your right blaise

Flxnt1: MJ theres three with scopes if you turn

Pewsee: i got one of them

Lightskinbarbie: finished the others
*NO ONE CARES*
when do they learn to shut their stupid mouths
LANGLOCK!

DrxcoMxlfoy: please tell me you didn't just curse them

Lightskinbarbie: i'll take it off after this game

Luna Lovegood

Luna:
Star Mae Jay please
tell me you didn't just
hex your roommates

curse you for just
knowing things

Nottyourman: how many are left?

Lightskinbarbie: nine
WHOEVERS AT THE DOOR FUCK OFF
*ITS LUNA!*
JUST COME IN BUT DONT SAY MY NAME.

Pewsee: how do you play with so much going on around you?

Lightskinbarbie: I grew up with two older brothers.
If you pull out my old chair you can sit on that.
*Does it spin?*
Yeah

Blazio: oy MJ we are all dead but you

Lightskinbarbie: how many left?

DrxcoMxlfoy: four

Lightskinbarbie: ok
*Why are they calling you MJ*
these are the boys i told you about
*OH MY GOSH NO TURN THAT AWFUL GAME OFF*
Luna man it's not real
*oh okay*

Flxnt1: MJ THERES ONE BEHIND YOU

Pewsee: WEYHEYYY

Lightskinbarbie:
*weeeeee woah this spins too quick*