hey
hey
hey pretty boy
stranger man
hey
>:(
where r you
hey
Sorry
I was kinda busy
too bad
i am in immediate need of comfort
Why?
What happened?
Are you okay?
lore stream
crying rn
they almost killed michael
Oh
Wait you watch the Dream SMP?
kinda
i keep up with the lore
but only for the people i like
Oh neat
Whos your favorite
hm
how many am i allowed to list
Only one
As theres only one right answer
in that case
dream sexy
Wrong
Tubbo is obviously the best one
ok tubbo stannie
You're literally a dream stan
and?
He's evil.
he might have manipulated children
but god did he look hot doing it
I am going to hit you with my car.
wait omg u have a car
u drive?
im not allowed to get my license yet
wtf
Why??? Can't you get your
license?
Aren't you 16?
yea lol
apparently if u skip a certain amount
of school days they can just??????
revoke ur license rights till ur 18 or smth
Lmao
shut the fuck up.
this is my official request to make you
my bitch
Excuse me?
listen here pretty boy
can you be my chauffeur
No
come onnnnnn
im pretty
how much do i have to pay you
i have no money
but i do have a bunch of storage space
on my phone
If you're implying compromising
photos of yourself I do not want
them
weird
you are the first ever teenage boy to
not want to see my tits
thats wild man
I'll take that as a compliment
But to the chauffeur thing,
This whole mystery thing is nice.
It might ruin it
lameeee
i have literally no other friends
this sucks
Walk then
NO!
i will never
i will become a paraplegic in spite
of you telling me to walk
boutta go break my legs and paralyze
myself
brb
NO
STOP
DO NOT DO THAT
STOP
I SEE YOU READING THESE
NO
DID YOU JUST TURN OFF YOUR
READ RECEIPTS
STOP
hey im back
[image attached]
do u like my new wheelchair
What the hell
Why do you have a wheelchair
im paralyzed from the waist down now.
its ur fault too
I am going to scream
Hold on
I finally have a contact name
for you now at least
[image attached]
JOE SWANSON?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
YOU'RE NOT CALLING ME JOE
SWANSON
Too bad.
>:((
oh wait hey
What?
thanks :)
?????
What did I do?
im not crying over the dsmp anymore
thank u
you've successfully made me feel better
Oh
You're welcome
I wasn't really trying to but?
Still! Thats good
I'm glad I helped
ur too nice
im literally a stranger why r u
talking to me
I talk to strangers online pretty
much every day
Also??
I think of you as a friend!
Just one with an extra fun mystery
crying again
Wait no—
YOU ARE READING
unknown number ʳᵃⁿᵇᵒᵒ
FanfictionIN WHICH a boy texts the wrong number OR she receives a text from a pretty boy with no name [ranboo x oc] #1 in ranboo (4/20/21)
