AT A BAR
Me: hey girls * walks to friends*
Bf: *is drunk, walks up to me* hey babeeeee, are you single
Me: *looks at boy, then friends* girls what do u think?
Friends: say yes
Me: *looks at boy* yes I am single
Ex: *tries to seduce me*
Me: *slaps him in the face, walks off*
NEXT DAY
Ex: *knocks at my door and is greeted my me angrily* hey babe, how are you
Me: don't call me babe
Ex: wait what :( what do u mean
Me: last night U were so drunk u asked if I was single after snogging 15! Other girls!!
Ex: so.. I was drunk babe. I'm sorry :(
Me: then....I said yes then u tried seducing me, then I slapped u in the face and walked off
Ex:........... Oh
Me: *slams door in face
YOU ARE READING
Funny text messages and conversations
HumorSome of these are mine and some of them aren't. I hope you enjoy this book.
