Me: hey dad, I got a girlfriend and she's pregnant!!!
Dad: WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU, ARE YOU PROUD???WHEN YOU GET HOME YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE AND YOUR MOTHER ALREADY KNOWS AND SHES DEVASTATED. SO WHO IS THIS SLUT YOU IDEOT?
Me: DAD!!! I mean PERFECT... NOT PREGNANT IM SO SORRY THIS DAMN PHONE autocorrected me
Dad: OH....oh god......you just made me piss my pants...son....I broke your laptop
Me: ._.
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Funny text messages and conversations
HumorSome of these are mine and some of them aren't. I hope you enjoy this book.
