Me: mum I've decided I'm coming out
Mum: oh Michael, dad and I always knew you were gay, but I'm a tad shocked that you texted me! I love you no matter what!
Me: MUM IM NOT GAY. I sent my text before I could finish. I'm coming out to see you and dad in May!
Mum: lol we love you no matter what type of coming out you do :)

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Funny text messages and conversations
HumorSome of these are mine and some of them aren't. I hope you enjoy this book.