Chapter 1

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Morning bitch

WTH?

Oh frick wrong number so sorry

Your not a bitch

I'm so sorry your probably some 12 year old on your moms phone in a restaurant watching cat videos and feeling guilty because you shouldn't be on YouTube but you don't wanna socialize with your parent's weird friends.

How did you spiral that far?

So your not 12?

I don't think I am, no.

You don't think?

No, I'm not 12.

Good, I'm not either

Have a nice life I guess, bye!

Wait no, this is the most interesting thing that's happened to me all day

Honestly same. But what is there to speak about?

The weather?

Please no.

What are your pronouns then?

She/her, you?

She/they. Nice to meet you...?

I am not revealing my name to someone I accidentally messaged, sorry.

Fair. I wouldn't either.

You wouldn't? Don't you mean you won't? Do you not have a name?

My god stop spiraling, yes I have a name.

Let me guess, Gertrude

Wtf no where did you get that?

It's a long story, my dear Gertrude

Are you 12?

No, no I hope to never be 12 again.

How...?

Anyway. How has your day been?

Boring.

Oof.

How about you?

I've been watching vods all day and trying to get motivation to write.

So your a writer!

You could say that.

That's so cool!

Aw thanks Gertrude

You know what, I'm calling you Kitty.

Wtf what? God who are you?

WAIT NO NO NO! IT WAS MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS NAME WHEN I WAS LIKE 5

And your parents just stood by?

My parents barely know how to work the internet.

Incel in training.

Lmao

It's been great Mx. Gertrude, but I must go. May we pick this up later?

Oh my gods I'm going to read that everytime I need validation thank you

See you later, Kitty!





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