ᴅᴏɴɢғᴜᴄᴋ💖
Dongfuck💖:
Ayo ratjun
Renjun:
tf you want hoe
Dongfuck💖:
I see you've been hanging out with nomin
y'all fucking?
Renjun:
obviously not you horny bitch
we just go to a cafe and you know talk about our favorite thingz and shit
Dongfuck💖:
daz it?
what about like
Having threesome after?
Renjun:
ofc not you piece of shit
It's quite obvious they dont want to fuck me
Dongfuck💖:
HA
VITCH
IS IT NOT OBVIOUS ENOUGH??!
THEY BE EYE FUCKING YOU ALL THE TIME AND NOW YOUR GONNA SAY "ThEy DoNt WaNt Me"
VITCH
Renjun:
VITCH NO THEYRE NOT
ITS OBVIOUS THAT THEY ARE GLARING AT ME
WHY WOULD THEY EVEN WANT TO FUCK A USELESS PEIECE OF SHIT WHO LITERALLY IS FUCKING UGLAY
Dongfuck💖:
LE GASP
VITCH
YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
TAKE IT BACK
Renjun:
OR WHAT
Dongfuck💖:
I WILL GIVE YOU UNCONDITIONAL LOVE FOR A MONTH
AND I'LL BE TELLING WINWIN
Renjun:
OK OK
I TAKE IT BACK
Dongfuck💖:
WHAT DO WE SAY WHEN WE FEEL INSECURE?
Renjun:
I DONT DRESS TO IMPRESS I DRESS TO MAKE PEOPLE DEPRESS
Dongfuck💖:
NOW SAY IT TO THE GC
Renjun:
Do i have to?
Dongfuck💖:
yes
Now go
ғᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sɪɴɴᴇᴅ
Jaemin:
and that's why we don't fuck in public
Haechan:
what the actual fuck jaemin
Jeno:
but what he said was right
Haechan:
yeah yeah🙄🤮
now
Renjun
where the fuck are you?
Renjun:
here
Haechan:
ok
WHAT DO WE SAY WHEN WE FEEL INSECURE?!?
Renjun:
I DONT DRESS TO IMPRESS I DRESS TO MAKE PEOPLE DEPRESS
Haechan:
EYYY
Winwin:
what happened?
Haechan:
you know
just another day where Renjun feels insecure and talks bad about himself
Winwin:
Renjun🙂
Renjun:
y-yes?
Haechan:
did he just-
Winwin:
Come to the hospital
Now
Renjun:
yes mom😞
Shotaro:
why are you even insecure?
you're one of the most beautiful human being i have ever seen(A/N: Yes Renjun, you are very very beautiful and i love you sm)
Renjun:
well maybe it's the fact that I am so skinny and small and all of you are just so hot
Taeyong:
this honestly breaks my heart
Renjun
you are very adorable and beautiful
Taeil:
I know im not in the place to say this but I have s e e n you with my eyes and i must say
you are very adorable
Yuta:
I know even if we say all of this compliments to you you'll still feel insecure
but just know that every time you're insecure we are ready to compliment you hell even if you're not feeling insecure we'll still compliment you a lot
Renjun:
you're the best dad anyone could ask
also thank you guys
y'all made my day
I wuv you♡´･ᴗ･'♡
