ғᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sɪɴɴᴇᴅ
Xiaojun:
Stop saying "I wish" and start saying "I will"
Yangyang:
I will school did not exist
Hendery:
I will father didn't leave
Renjun:
I will haechan will not be horny all the time
Haechan:
I will Renjun will not be a bitch
Yuta:
I will to be cool
Lucas:
I will to have an otter
Shotaro:
I will to have a million dollars
Sungchan:
I will people will stop seeing me as a pedo
Chenle:
I will to have a real dolphin
Ten:
I will to be tall
Xiaojun:
...
Y'all are fucking stupid
Kun:
couldn't agree more
Taeil:
It hurts to read all of this
Chenle:
well how do you use it?
Xiaojun:
Instead of "I wish to be a doctor" It will be "I will become a doctor"
Yangyang:
but you said to just replace "I wish" to "I will"
The only thing that didn't change is "I, a doctor"
Kun:
He means
instead of wishing for something you have to thrive for it and do it so you can achieve it.
Hendery:
Oh...
Renjun:
The how will I make Haechan to be not horny?!
Haechan:
You cant
Ten:
How can I be tall?!
Xiaojun:
By sleeping and drinking milk
Ten:
I've been drinking milk and sleeping
Xiaojun:
not by sleeping with a white boy and drinking his milk
but by Sleeping and drinking milk
Kun:
What the actual fuck
Jisung:
I want to delete my dirty thoughts
I want to be innocent
Ten:
but why sleep tho?
Kun:
If you sleep enough your bones will stretch and it will make you taller by an inch
Renjun:
time to sleep y'all😘✌️
Ten:
aight
Taeil:
I like being small tho
Ten:
why?
Taeil:
cuz you can fit into small spaces and will not die early
Johnny:
How will you not die
Taeil:
I've searched it and it says tall people will die earlier than short people
so I don't really mind being short
Doyoung:
plus he looks so adorable
And fit right into my arms
my baby❤️❤️❤️
Taeil:
aww💖💖💖
Renjun:
yk what
i ain't sleeping no more
have fun dying bitches
hehehehehe
Haechan:
heee heee
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Taeyong:
reading everything in this group chat just make me lose braincells
Kun:
ikr
Xiaojun:
But it is funny to watch them be dumb
Doyoung:
And watch drama
🍵🍵🍵
Jaemin:
Don't be mean we ain't that dumb
Jeno:
yup
Plus the author doesn't really like sappy stuffs so she probably will not put any drama here
(𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐨)
Renjun:
the who now?
Jeno:
ummm
the author???
anyways
Wanna have some ice cream everyone?
Chenle:
hell yeah
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𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐?
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