ғᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sɪɴɴᴇᴅ
Haechan:
I learned japanese for our japanese hoes
Shotaro:
...
okay..?
Yuta:
let's see
Haechan:
I am 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄|匚匚
Shotaro:
Die
Haechan:
| Ҝ几ㄖ山 ㄚㄖㄩ ㄥㄖᐯ乇 爪乇
Yuta:
stop
Haechan:
ㄚ卂爪乇ㄒ乇 Ҝㄩᗪ卂丂卂|
Shotaro:
╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮
Yuta:
あなたを殺します
(I will kill you)
Haechan:
i can't understand chinese
Shotaro:
あなたは文字通り愚かですか
(Are you literally stupid)
Renjun:
bitch that ain't chinese
That's japanese
Haechan:
What...
Renjun:
这是中文
(This is chinese)
Haechan:
what...
Renjun:
I said "this is chinese"
Haechan:
what's the difference?
Xiaojun:
can this group chat get any stupider
Taeyong:
well you can't just reverse card it, can't you
Xiaojun:
🤦♀️
Ten:
I saw this girl and she was wearing the ugliest skirt
like-
ew
Johnny:
Who was it?
Ten:
I ain't telling
Haechan:
can you tell me?
Ten:
No
Johnny:
jfc just tell me
Ten:
NO
Johnny:
SAY THE NAME
sᴇᴜɴɢᴋᴡᴀɴ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ
Seungkwan:
SEVENTEEN
sᴇᴜɴɢᴋᴡᴀɴ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ
Johnny:
WHAT THE FUCK
Taeil:
one plus of being an adult is misusing slangs on purpose, one day i passed jisung on the art gallery and i pointed at one painting and said "man, Is that a bae or what" and the look of his face is something i will cherish forever
(𝐢 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐝𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐮𝐳 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲)
Jisung:
why must you do that to a poor teenager
Taeil:
🤷♀️
Doyoung:
god I love you so much
Jisung:
Enough of that
how do you think I would die oldies
Renjun:
You slipped in a tub
Jisung:
what-
Chenle:
what about me?
Renjun:
drowned, because you wanted to be a dolohin but you forgot how to swim and panicked
Jaemin:
me?
Renjun:
murdered. The kind of execution where we can't find your head
Haechan:
Me?
Renjun:
assassinated. Having sex with an assassin that is meant to kill you and succeeded
Haechan:
hope he's hot
Yangyang:
oh me me me
Renjun:
didn't get enough sleep and ate a lot of unhealthy food
Hendery:
me
Renjun:
kicked by a horse on the chest
Sungchan:
me
Renjun:
police mistakenly shot you cuz they though you a pedo
Sungchan:
fuck
Kun:
what is wrong with you people
_________
𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚝
𝚢𝚎𝚢!!!
𝚒 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝
𝚒 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚕𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚊 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚢 𝚙𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎
𝚒 𝚠𝚞𝚟 𝚢𝚘𝚞
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