ғᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sɪɴɴᴇᴅ
Haechan:
facts about Renjun because he really needs to get a dick already
Renjun:
umm wha-
Haechan:
The cute ones:
whenever he gets angry he pouts until you say sorry
Shotaro:
aww that's cute
Haechan:
Instead of saying "goodbye" he says "see you later" because he's scared that that'll be his last words to someone
Renjun:
it's true tho
very scary
Kun:
I just realized that
Winwin:
me too
Haechan:
he talks to inanimate objects
Chenle:
kind of scary sometimes
Haechan:
he likes to collect smooth stones, paint on them and give it to the person who fits the aesthetic of the stone
Yuta:
That-
that's undeniably adorable
Haechan:
whenever we go to the beach or pool he likes to be carried when in the water
Renjun:
well it's because I cant swim-
Haechan:
he likes to collect moomin related stuff
Jaemin:
moomin?
Jeno:
the cartoon where you have a hippo and a human as bestfriends
Renjun:
fyi moomin isn't a hippo
Jeno:
what is he?
Renjun:
a moomin
Haechan:
he likes to draw moomin, and would sometimes compare a character to someone
Chenle:
there's a ton of moomin shit in his room
believe me
Renjun:
well there's a ton of dolphin shit in you're house
Haechan:
the ✨spicy✨ facts:
He's flexible
Renjun:
HAECHAN-
Haechan:
Got a thin waist with a big cake
Renjun:
I-
No-
Haechan:
he likes to be chained
and blindfolded
Renjun:
no
no
i dont
srop
Haechan:
when he's painting he only wears an apron
Jaemin:
no shirt?
Haechan:
no shirt
Jeno:
nothing at all?
Haechan:
Nothing at all
He also have a maid outfit😉😏
Renjun:
mom
Winwin:
Shut up
i am enjoying these
Haechan:
very sensitive i tell you
very
Jeno:
ohh
😏
Jaemin:
😏😏
Renjun:
🙃
yee yee
Haechan:
he-
he just-
Winwin:
he what?
Haechan:
he threw a dildo at me..
while crying...
welp
imma go and kneel down to his higness
brb
Winwin:
and...
that's the end of the show
Jaemin:
he's crying?????
Jeno:
oh no :((((
Haechan:
ok so...
i might need some help
Jeno:
we're coming
Haechan:
thx😘
ғᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sɪɴɴᴇᴅ
Renjun:
the crying shit was a lie
I knly threw a dildo at him
so dont worry bimbos
Haechan:
you weren't crying?
Renjun:
no
why would I cry?
Haechan:
thank god
i panicked there for a sec
Another list is that whenever he cries, it's like you kicked a hundred puppies
Jeno:
it's agood thing he didn't cry
Jaemin:
yeah
cuz if he did, I'll defenestrate Haechan
Haechan:
😙
Renjun:
anyways why are y'all here in our dorm?
And cuddling me?
Jeno:
cuz why not??
Jaemin:
yeah
why not???
Renjun:
🤷♀️why not
