NEO CHATTING TECHNOLOGY

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ғᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜs ғᴏʀ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴠᴇ sɪɴɴᴇᴅ

Haechan:
who wants to fuck

Mark:
uh what

Renjun:
I knew this was gonna happen...
again

Haechan:
where are you

Renjun:
nowhere near you

Haechan:
i am craving for some dick
please

Jisung:
what is wrong with you

Haechan:
horniness

Kun:
is that even a word

Haechan:
idk

Taeyong:
you have your toys right

Haechan:
yeah but ion wanna suck plastic
i want the real one
big d

Mark:
Why don't you go to some gay club

Haechan:
ew
There are disgusting sweaty men in there
I want someone here to fuck me
someone in the gc

Renjun:
Definitely not me

Kun:
i dont think i want to

Jungwoo:
not in a million years am i fucking my friend

Johnny:
I have a boyfie

Ten:
yup
same

Haechan:
come on
fuck me
please

Mark:
If i fuck you would you shut up?

Haechan:
ofc 🤭

Mark:
I'll be there🤦‍♀️

Haechan:
wait
how many inches are you

Mark:
it's in between ten or eleven

Haechan:

Ten:
god what is that picture
where did you find that pic

Renjun:
it represents him so much
like-

Shotaro:
Renjun, where are you?

Renjun:
At my aunties why?

Shotaro:
I thought you would visit me?😟

Renjun:
shet shet shit
Wait
Sorry
I'll bring you ice cream okay
and give you cuddles

Shotaro:
okay☺️

Jisung:
I honestly believe that Shotaro has split personalities

Chenle:
you could've just said two faced

Yuta:
can i ask something?

Kun:
go on

Yuta:
what's worse than a heartbreak?

Kun:
when you realise that you're not going far because you kept holding on to your past

Yuta:
damn

Taeil:
when you love something to do when you were younger but as you get older you start to hate it

Yuta:
okay...

Jisung:
when you wake up in the morning and saw that your phone's not charging

Doyoung:
whem you wake up in the morning

Renjun:
when you wake up

Yuta:
are you okay..

Renjun:
never been better

Shotaro:
don't worry
I'm cuddling him rn

Jisung:
okay but like
you can't make a sentence without the letter 'a'

Nᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ

Namjoon:
You thought you just did something, didn't you? Well sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without using the first letter of the lexicon.

Jisung:
Nomjoon
wot the fuck

Taeyong:
first it was seungkwan, now you?
how did you even get in?

Namjoon:
Magic

Nᴀᴍᴊᴏᴏɴ ʟᴇғᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜᴘ ᴄʜᴀᴛ

Johnny:
are they some kind of hackers or some shit

Chenle:
Idek

Jisung:
that's pretty cool