"fucking 'scuse me?" shrieks eye twitched, which would've been worrying but those eyes are are so gosh diddly beautiful.
"it was so tempting-"
shrek was flabbergasted. "you're letting all the good bugs out. and getting deep fried lasagna popsicle sandwich juices in it!" while he struggled to catch the good bugs that flew away from the meaty guy.
"but -"
shrek got a branch and used it too open guys eyes fully. guy thought it was something... ya know.......... but shronk was frankly disgusted at this dudes eyes and how fuckin bland and human they were. he poked at the mans flesh and it oozed pepperoni mint ice cream, making it temporarily green.
surely it wasn't what he was thinking.
shrek began nodding quickly and uncontrollably, struggling to keep his face in a neutral position.
"get out of my swamp."
"but flavourtown broitto"
"get the fuck out of my swamp."
"flavourtown"
"OK" shrek lost his cool. "FUCKIN BRINGING YOUR ASS TO PAULA DEEN."
