shronk went to grab guy's hair. the bleach had ruined it so much that it fell out each time shrek went for it.
"duder, my hair"
shrek grabbed his neck and dragged him out of the mud. "fuck your hair hoe. and fuck it glasses" he punted those glasses like it was one of his babies. it hit a bird. the bird died.
luckily pula deen lived close by.
guy made a track of mud. "dude my shirt"
shrek let go, yelling to god. "how did i wrong you?"
he punted guy fieri all the way to paula's house. no birds died, they pecked out his remaining follicles
