guy landed at her door step, all woozy from the sky.
paula deen opened the door. "shrek is a doll ain't he? even plucked out the hairs ."
mr clean, armie hammer and dj lance from yo gabba gabba walked up behind her. mr clean grabbed his tummy in hunger. "clean him up and i'll monch him raw."
paula deen squirted him with dawn dish soap. "no. we will cook him. and then you eat him. we aren't animals here. only cannibals."
shrek knocked on the window. "me too please. i'd like some lunch."
they cooked him up and ate him, using his fire shirt as a table cloth.
