what the gang of cannibals didn't know...
the glasses knew where their owner was. they flew, magnetized by the flame shirt. that's how they always stayed on his neck.
the glasses did a little pokey poke to Guy and took some dna, creating a clone Guy. whom the birds plucked the hair from. and who was currently being eaten by cannibals. the real Guy perched in a tree, after the birds dropped him because the bleached hair kept him untouchable, also the flame shirt literally set them on fire. silly magnets
guy watched from the window. he called a camera crew. "i got a new episode. come to flavourtown y'all"
