the purple was too small to be a dinosaur but just big enough to be a man.
jeff.
the natural enemy of shrek.
shrek couldn't punt jeff. he was morally inclined to not punt anyone that beautiful.
"but those orangutans!!" shronk cried.
"the fuck?" jeff replied. "those are little guy fieris don't be rude"
the guy fieris attacked shrek. as the crew to diners, drive ins and dines filmed this murder.
jeff took over the world as best supermodel.
guy fieri - and his minis - mourned shrek. to pay respects he punted everyone away (except for the zombie people).
