Toenails✨

Hunting for Hobos 🕴✨

                        Chapter 3

                 Hunting for hobos

After a day's work I like to relax with my favorite hobby. Hunting for hobos. I like to trim their toenails for my dinner. When I got home the raw dirty toenails made me have to take a stanky shit. It stunk more than usual for an odd reason I wonder why? Even though my ass stung I had to hunt my dinner down. I went to my dresser and pulled out my full camo suit with my favorite thing written on it. “Toenails'' and I put on my hillbilly country boots.

And tucked my suit legs inside of them. I then proceeded to take out my secret telescope that I use to spy on the homeless people's toenails. Every time I use my secret telescope the neighbors give me weird looks and threaten to call the police. Just because I mistook his wife for a homeless person one time. I see a homeless  man and I sprint to the edge of the roof then I hear someone yell, ¨DO A FLIP!” So of course I do a flip and land on the homeless man. Perfect! I can ask to trim his toenails.¨Can I trim your toenails.¨ ¨Uhhhhhh sure?¨ YUHH he is letting me clip his delicious toenails. And I saw there is A LOT of yummy toe dirt. I took my nail clippers and started to clip his yummy toenails and put them inside my secret compartment that opens and closes on my hillbilly shoes.¨So, what's your name?¨ ¨Joe. But my friends call me big patty Joe.¨ What a strange man,but I like it. I wonder how his toenails taste. I decide I am going to take a preview of this man's hopefully tasty toenail. I take a few from the opened compartment in my shoe to have a preview of it’s taste. I take a little bite of this man's toenail and it tastes AMAZING. I feel like I cannot go without this man's toenails in my life. ¨Your toenails are amazing! They are like a culinary masterpiece.¨ ¨Thank you?¨ ¨Big Patty Joe, I will be back for your toenails.Bye see you tomorrow.