Toenails✨

toe boy👑✨

                    Stevens pov

                     Chapter 5

                     “Toe Boy”

I had another great day at work! This time I brought my seasonings to work so the toenails were soooooooooooo much better. The toenails were so tasty today. I am so happy that I came up with my toe seasonings and that I figured out how to make the best seasoning for my toenails. I loved toenails ever since elementary school but after a while regular toenails just got a little boring so I tried butter. I was in my dorm room in college and I thought I had locked my bedroom. So, I was getting my cup of clipped toenails out when I had seen that I only had 3 more left, and I was still experimenting with different ingredients to put as my toenail seasoning. So of course 3 toenails was not going to work for me. I needed more. But where could I get some? I just trimmed my own this morning for breakfast. I was toenail less.  The first thing my mind went to was my roommates, Joshua and Peter. I have seen their toenails before when they were walking around the apartment with their naked hot toes. I have craved and almost lusted for their toenails to eat. So, I finally had a reason to try and get their toenails. I am already suited up for the mission in my toe pajamas.

Mission : Steal roommates toenails

I look at the clock on my side table and it says , -3:02 am.-  I slip on my toe printed slippers, and I creep across the room trying not to wake them up. I do Joshua first because he is on the bottom bunk. Yes they have bunk beds. I am assuming they did not ask me about sharing the bunk bed because they are brothers. Definitely not because they think I will steal their toenails. I start to carefully clip Joshua's toenails and when I get done I put one in my mouth just to test the quality. They were tasty. I then make my way up to Peter's bed and clip his toenails. But he wakes up and yells, ¨ WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CREEP?!¨  I was startled and fell off the ladder that I was on using to trim Peter's toenails. I heard Peter stumble through the darkness to  turn on the lights. When he turned on the lights I saw on Johsua’s toenails were all over the floor so rule number 1 in my life book is

NO TOENAILS GO WASTED

So, I hurriedly went on all fours and began to eat Johusas tasty toenails. Peter then screamed “WHY ARE YOU EATING TOENAILS ON OUR FLOOR AND WHY DOES YOUR TOENAIL CLIPPERS SAY “I heart toenails” YOU WEIRDO!? I ignored the question and kept eating the toenails that spilled on the floor. Then I heard Joshua scream, ¨ MY TOENAILS ARE GONE!¨ Peter and Joshua then looked at me with such disgust on their faces. Peter then took my beloved toenail clippers (the first toenail clippers I ever had) and broke them. I was filled with such anger that I tackled Peter to the floor screaming, ¨HOW DARE YOU BREAK MY BELOVED TOENAIL CLIPPERS!¨ Joshua tries to attack me but with my love of toenails powering me I sling him against my toenail table. When he hits against the table the parmesan and the garlic are knocked into the bowl. Then Peter gets up and I sling him into the toenail table too and he knocks over the melted butter, oil,  my other failed attempts with seasonings, and just a little of peters blood. And it all goes into the bowl so I get Joshua's toenails and try the seasoning. It is delicious! I then run out of the room with my seasoning because I want to tell the world. Then Joshua and Peter wake up and write a social media post.

    “DUDE!¨ My weird ¨Ex¨ roommate Steven just clipped my toenails and ATE        THEM while I was sleeping! He also attacked my brother and I. I mean it's not like it hurt or anything. BUT HE IS PSYCHO! #Weirdo #Psychopathofthemonthclub”

           Comments:

      Chloe23 - That’s that gross boy in highschool what did we call him?

            Reply to Chloe23

      TherealJustinBieber - TOE BOY! 

      Broforce1 - Dude, that's Toe Boy

      StevenLovesToenails - Yeah and your toenails were not even that good.

I used to be ashamed to be “toe boy” ,but when I got an amazing seasoning for my toenails for fighting for what I love, I knew it was my fate and I am proud to be “The toe boy”.

                authors note:

K: king shit if u ask me👑😩🤚✨