Do we have to ? (maphilvietindo crack book) (asks are open)

Drama king

As you all know Mal or Malay or Usa twin.

is the the Drama King of the group, he can and will make a scene about something if it means embarrassing everyone that manages to piss him off.

take Phil for example:

always trying to take Sabah away from him

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Phil was running away with sabah in his arm's, while sabah was just '-'.

with Mal screaming like an asian mother behind him.

Mind you that both of them are in a Public area.

so out of spite Mal let his inner Drama King out,

"HELP HELP!!!!!!!  THAT MAN IS TAKING AWAY MY CHILD, AND HE'S GOING FOR HIS CAR !!!!!" Mal cried with the saddest face in the History of Asean, while people are trying to tackle Phil and take sabah away and other people had to "comfort Mal".

after the whole thing all Mal can do was smile the most devious smile ever while Phil was covered in scar's and bruises from the beating up he got from people because he "took" Sabah

"I hate you Mal" "I love me too phil ~"

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And in another instance a random passerby saw Mal with Milo and freshly painted nails because his kids or Cities have decided to paint them a bright Orange and mal couldn't do anything to stop them, and decided to go all Karen on him

lets see how that went

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Karen woman: Hello, Sir

Mal: yes ?

Karen: why are your nails Painted on ?

Mal: oh!, you mean the Bright orange color?, ya, and your the 1st person to notice Thanks !

Karen: oh no.  are you a boy ?

Mal: uh..............*what ?* yes ?

Karen: no, no this is unaccetable, Boy's can't have colored nail, You need to have them removed right away !

Mal: what ?! no

Karen: well if you don't then get me your manager 

Mal: I don't have a manager Karen

Karen: ugh.....then I should call the police on you *starts calling the police*

Mal: ok woman

*TIME SKIP*

Soon the Police arrived

Karen: *about to do the speech about how mal was "rude to her"*

Mal: *beating her to it* O-officer this woman was rude to me she told me I was stupid and I shouldn't be myself *"Crying"*

Officer: ...........Is this true ?

Karen: no it isn't she was the one that called me a b**ch

Mal: *clearly a better actor* She told me she wanted to kill me is she saw me with colored nails again ;-;

Officer: ......were there any witneses

Mal: yes that Man over there beside us ;-;

The Random dude: yea Officer heard the whole thing 

Officer: well that concludes it Ma'am you're coming with me

As the Officer shoved the struggling woman into the car with the Karen still screaming and kicking saying she'll call her lawyer

and soon after that Mal came back 2 days after with newly colored nails and even some new somewhat girly clothes just so he could piss the woman off

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yes him and the dude plotted her downfall, this is why never mess with Mal