The Therapy Incident: How Harleen Became Insane

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(At a therapy place, after the Batmobile Incident)

Nightwing: Is this really necessary?

Superman: Yes

Robin: Well that's very specific

Random secretary person: Linda Lang,Cassandra Sandsmark,Stephanie Brown, Richard Grayson,Damien Wayne,the therapist is ready for you.

Batgirl: Oh joy.

*time skip to the therapy session*

Harleen (our therapist) : So,Linda,when did you become addicted to Coke?

Linda (Supergirl) : Hmmm...let's see...when I got drunk off of it

*time skip*

Harleen: So Stephanie,when did you become addicted to explosives?

Stephanie (Batgirl) : When I accidentally blew up a guy's house,I think they live under the bridge now.

*time skip*

Harleen: So Cassie,how did you meet Stephanie and Linda?

Cassandra (Wondergirl) : *defensive* I don't know. How do you know?

*Cassandra and Harleen start arguing*

(Time skip)

Harleen: Damien,why do you hate your father?

Damien (Robin) : Um......no comment....YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!!!! *smoke bombs away*

Harleen: *writes something down*

(More time skips)

Harleen: Dick,why are you obsessed over villains and heroes?

Richard/Dick (Nightwing) : Because....uh..... *smoke bombs away*

Harleen: *slowly going insane* OK *jumps out of the window* I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!

Supergirl: *leans out of the window* HEY CAN YOU GET ME PIZZA!!!!!!!

Wondergirl: Can we go home now?

Batgirl: That was random

Robin and Nightwing: *smoke bomb back*

Nightwing: They'll just send us back

Wondergirl: :( Fine...

Robin: We need another therapist

Wondergirl: Can we have salsa and chips?

Batgirl: Sure *smoke bombs everyone to a salsa and chips store*

*inside the store*

Wondergirl: IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!

*everybody in the store turns to stare at us*

Nightwing: *orders everyone chips*

Robin: Can we just go to random places then pretend we were in therapy the entire time?

Wondergirl: Can we? Because it's obviously not working.

Batgirl: We can try

Nightwing: *comes back with chips,salsa,and soda* I got food!

Superman: *walks in*

Supergirl: *spit takes*

Wondergirl: *randomly grabs someone (Robin) and sneaks out of the back undetected*

Robin: Run?

Batgirl & Nightwing: *smoke bomb away with Supergirl*

Supergirl: MY FOOD!!!!!! DX DX

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