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Chapter 1: The Batmobile incident
Batgirl: (talking to Wondergirl) Batman wants to know if you've seen the Batmobile
Wondergirl: I haven't seen it (lying through her teeth)
Batgirl: Okay! (turns to Batman) SHE'S LYING!!
Batman: Me want car now!
Wondergirl: I honestly don't have it this time. Supergirl hijacked it from me and said not to tell. It is probably gone by now.
Supergirl: DID NOT!
Wondergirl: Yes you did. It is probably on the moon by now. Wait... what's that...
*points to car that looks suspiciously like the Batmobile falling from space*
Robin: RUN!!!!!!
*car falls on us, but we narrowly escape*
Batman: SUPERGIRL!!!!SUPERMAN IS GOING TO HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!!!!
Wondergirl: Hahahaha. Supergirl you are a genius.
Supergirl: NUUUUU, DON'T TELL SUPAMAN!!!!! *salutes wondergirl*
Wondergirl: *high fives Supergirl and double salutes* Quick we must stop Batman from snitching.Blackmail him that he likes My Little Pony.Nightwing told us so!
Batgirl: Okay (turns to Robin) you blackmail him.
Robin:WHY ME!?!?
Nightwing: (to Robin) RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!NOW GO BLACKMAIL HIM!!
Wondergirl: The Boy Scout must not know.
Supergirl: HEY BATMAN!!! IF YOU SNITCH I'LL TELL EVERYONE YOU LIKE MY LITTLE PONY!!
Batman: WHO TOLD YOU!?!(turns to batgirl)BATGIRL!?!?!?!?
Batgirl: IT WASN'T ME!!!
Supergirl: YOU BETTER NOT SNITCH I'LL KNOW!!!
Supergirl: Batman get me a taco. I wanna taco.
Wondergirl: I wanna taco too.
Batman: SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!!!YOU'RE PAYING FOR THE DAMAGES TO THE BATMOBILE!!!
Wondergirl: (whispers to Supergirl) Let's charge Green Arrow for the damages
Supergirl: YOU WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY WILL GO ALL OVER THE WEB IF YOU DON'T GET US TACOS!!! (Whispers to wondergirl) ok.
Wondergirl:(whispers to Batgirl)We could also use a time machine to fix it,but I don't trust Supergirl with a time machine -_-'
To be continued...
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Justice League Randomness
同人小说Wondergirl: We were roleplaying in our inbox one day and this happened, so we decided to publish it. Batgirl: Also, we didn't make the picture, but if you did YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!! This is about random stuff we do that mostly involve damage to the B...