~3 am~
Mass: GOD DAMN IT SHUT UP!!
N.Y: *Blasting Pink while drunk* I AM A ROCK STAR I GOT MY ROCK MOVES AND I DON'T NEEDDDDD YOUUUUUUUUUU~
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Alaska: Why are you like this...
Texas: *pouring oil on a sandwich* I-I don't know...
Florida: Tell me if it tastes good.
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Kentucky: I'm sorry but you're just being a... a...
Tennessee: Can't think of a comeback dumbass?
Kentucky: *kicks him in the balls*
Tenn: FUCK-
Kentucky: THERE MY COMEBACK!! *Storms off*
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Colorado: Well... I unboxed a knife in CSGO... sold it on the dark web, bought some weed. And smoked it all a day before 4/20...
Ari: A sad story...
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Florida: Reading is hard...
D.C: I can show you something harder~
Florida: *Blushing* W-What?
D.C: *gets a brick out of nowhere* Horny fuck-
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Utah: You may be verified on Twitter...
Utah: BUT ARE YOU IN THE EYES OF GOD?!
Coco: Take one look at me and ask that again.
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Sacramento: Dad
Cali: Yes hun?
Sacramento: Do you think that crabs think fish are flying
Cali: *confused noises*
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Utah: Ya know If you think about it life isn't all that bad!
Gov: I wanna die.
D.C: Same bro.
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Geo: Who says the 'ment' in Government
S.C: Would you like a government
Texas: Yeah
Florida: Oh snap it tastes like politicians
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*N.Y and Mass fighting*
N.Y: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Mass: NO YOU, YOU PATHETIC BITCH!!
Gov: Me looking at myself in a mirror
N.Y: ...
Mass: ...
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Cali: *on fire while trying to hug Texas* DON'T BE AFRAID TEXAS THE FLAMES WILL CLEANSE YOU!!
Texas: *running as fast as he can away* NO CALI STOP-
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Statehouse/statehumans incorrect quotes/headcanons/ or whatever else I feel like
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