The Author?????

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OMG STACEY AND I KEPT CALLING THIS KID IN MY CLASS THE AUTHOR OF GRAVITY FALLS!

IT'S CUZ HE HAS THE SAME LAST NAME AS SOOS.

Me: *whispers to kid* HELLO AUTHOR!

Kid: I'M NOT THE AUTHOR!

Stacey: Wheres the journals?

Me: Is there a Journal #4?

Asante *likes Gravity Falls*: Where's Stanely?!

Kid: *pretends that he's the author*

***Later On*****

Stacey: MAYBE YOU'RE THE AUTHOR ASANTE!

Asante and I: MAYBE YOU'RE THE AUTHOR STACEY!

Asante: MAYBE NIKOLES THE AUTHOR!

Me: MAYBE WILLIAM IS THE AUTHOR!

William: OH *TARTURAUS* NAW!

Asante: Yeah, Williams to *beep*

Me: MAYBE ALTIN IS THE AUTHOR! HEY ALTIN!

Altin: WHAT? !

Me: ARE YOU THE AUTHOR!

Altin: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS!

Asante: No, Altins just stupid.

Me: HEY RYAN!

Ryan: What?

Me: ARE YOU THE AUTHOR?!

Ryan: No...

Me: MAYBE STACEY IS THE AUTHOR!?

*EVERYONE STARTS ARGUING ABOUT KIDS WHO COULD BE THE AUTHOR*

*EVERYONE STARTS BLAMING EACHOTHER*

Substitute Teacher: *looks up* *looks back down*

~Nikole the Notorious

(LISTEN TO THE THEME SONG ON THE SIDE FOR THE WHISPER)

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