Stupid Muggles....

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Hey! Dawn here! Here are some stupid things Muggles say....

•I'm a wizard! You're the Muggle here!

•HARRY POOPER! HAHAAHAHAHAHA I'M SO FREAKING FUNNY RIGHT?!

•I'm going to the Harry Potter Wizarding World! HAHAHAA. Go eat chicken butt while I send you these freaking awesome pictures about it. (happened to me right now)

•You like Harry Potter!? OMG ME TOO THE MOVIES ARE SO AWESOME RIGHT!?

•Dumbledore's wand? Huh? Are you a baby that plays with magic wands? (Again, happened to meeeee)

•You really believe that Hogwarts exists somewhere in Scotland? Siriusly? (Same one who said the one above. We'll name him Dan just cause)

•You novice! I've read the books fourteen times and I don't know Harry's birthday! MWUHAHA. (You can guess yourself who that is. Grunt)

•If Harry asked you to be his girlfriend, would you say yes? (Well no I ship Hinny hard) (Lol not really the answer would've probably started with a 'y')

•Stop obsessing over HP! It's for little children!

•Oh, I've read the first book! It's with the ginger and the curly- haired know it all... (OMFG THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME)

-Dawn the Devious

THESE ANNOY ME SO MUCH

COMMENT AND TELL ME IF YOU AGREE

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