Reading the Hunger Games

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THE HUNGER GAMES

Peeta- *announces to everyone his crush on Katniss*

Me: *croaks and has a weird seizure*

MEAH.

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Rue: *dies*

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Katniss and Peeta: *survive the Hunger Games*

Me: HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAAAAAAAAH!

Catching Fire

Finnick: *first conversation with Katniss*

Me: *reads about his "outfit"* *giggles and fangirls*

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Peeta: If it wasn't for the baby.

Me: *screams* *jiggles legs* *runs around house*

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*PeaceKeepers get Cinna*

Me: IDMDJXJDNDNDND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT CINNA AND HIS -UH- CINNA-NESS!

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Gale and Katniss: *kiss*

Me: I'm so confused I don't know who to ship now..........................................

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Mockingjay

*reads about Cinnas death*

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *CRIES*

Katniss: *sings the Hanging Tree*

Me: OMG SO THIS WAS REAL?! I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONLY IN THE MOVIE! JDJDJFHDJWOAOXI CH UXJWKRF ND DO CHOP FILL EBB KG EBB OH IF WEB I  IB EBB OF AN GAL AM FULL EBB FULL EBB FJ WEN FJ A  CLASS EBB FJ EBB

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Finnick: Do you find this-*pose* distracting?

Me: *imagines him as a stick figure doing a Persassy pose*

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I think I may have left out a moment to react to, but I'm sick and too lazy to get Hunger Games and Catching Fire.

Anyway, bye!

SEE YOU AT THE HANGING TREE!

*BACKS MYSTERIOUSLY INTO SHADOW AND HITS A WALL*

~Nikole the Notorious

PIC ON THE SIDE IS PEETA!

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