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Ranboo once said...

Yeah I'm teleporting... in my different emotions

If you're on a pickle just get out of the jar. THE PICKLE JAR.

It's okay I'm used to getting impaled

Just watching people die right in front of me is very funny

I'm using my brain for the first time in a couple of years

Sometimes you punch people and that's okay (realization) no it's not, please don't punch people

I'll just go over here and eat my sadness burrito

Tubbo: Eat me some winning pasta!
Ranboo: I only have sadness burritos, it's all I know!!

There's arson on the walls, oh wait they're torches

On one hand I could show the people the huge pants in the other hand  social anxiety

Isn't it great that we both share a love for... me

That's okay a little radiation never hurt anyone

I accidentally launched it into the sky... you know... like one does

Did I just launch a child...? .... into another persons head...?

I should die more often

Oh hi there, I'm just roasting my chat for being single

Favorite instrument?
My chat, cause they always get played

You're my chat. I get to bully you.

No math only women?
I know most of you are no math and no women or just math

Chat: I bet he gets so many girls
Ranboo: Everyone point and laugh!
I'M A MINECRAFT YOUTUBER!!!

I don't know why you guys are so obsessed over licking the table

Chat: Can we get mc donalds?
Ranboo: It's not on the way home and you can't even eat!!

Fine!, fine I'll lick the table next time yeesh come on

Thats what I get for being a hopeless romantic

Be kind to people unless they're bad people then you can punch them

There's people out there who do not like me and to them I say FAIR! I honestly get it.touché.

That's what we call in the industry as HA!

Sorry man I was being to epic to answer your call dude, call back never...LOSER!!

Guys if there's an option for child sacrifice (chuckles)... I'm choosing it every time !!

All hail the bean pile

S for stab, p for punch

Children souls are not off the table

A baseball bat would just solve this game

Your bones are mine now!!

Puh-lease shut up! For the love of god, I am going to punt you so far dude they will never find you in the next stratosphere, dude. I'm going to punt you all the way to earth 2 if your not careful okay, so please for the love of god shut up okay?... SHUT UP!!

It would be grately appreciated if you stopped talking now...  SHUT UP!!

My comedy is just dad jokes in a different font

I should have used sandwiches😡

Just... canonically twerk on the road

I have a cause and it's just Be-cause I want to.

I always look questionable

You can't throw stuff at Danny DeVito.... the man is a national treasure

She's not gonna give us a quest she's gonna give us... death

Do not call me half a sock... I'm a full man :(

Bonus: Foolish_Gamers quote
Is this an actual soup question or are you trying to get me with a deez nuts joke?!
I'M GOING THROUGH MY MARIO KART MOTIVATIONAL ARC!