(Even if you also speak Spanish you will find this chapter a bit weirder than normal, and if you don't, don't worry most of the words here are made up or just don't make sense)
"A recollection of the most deepest phrases I've said in my life" (referring to this book) - Lozano
That's something you only do either when you're really high or really low
Lo voy a parangarimicurizar
Parangaricutirichingen a su madre
Esperando mi comisura
Just one of those days that just UGH
YO LLEVO LA GUILLOTINA
*GAY TELETRANSPORTS TO MY ROOM*
God, I didn't even knew you could be THAT straight
BEEN WORSE, BEEN BETTER
Umm que la pitufichingada ya la puse..
Hay mucho espacio en la cocina para mis calzones
Una guillotina llamada Finlandia
I love you with my soup and heart
Some sparkly sparkles sparkling sparklingly
During an identity crisis:
El temor de cada chamaco volverse su padre
Sugar + water + lemons = blood
Conversaciones asi empiezan cultos
Some people have to wake up early and go to work you know.... I mean... not me... but some people
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
Random Quotes
DiversosRandom book/ movie/ song Quotes that i will use when I get the chance AKA some pretty weird Quotes I'm sorry if you me in person and if you don't then you should know that publishing this was a dare
