Random Quotes

I say weird stuff

I was truly happy for once, but my teachers decided that we have a final exam and a final protect due today

*zones out, forgets what I was doing and then gets distracted for two hours* Oh shit that's right I  was studying

Brain you are gay! Don't pretend!!! (Me trying to forget I'm bi)

Don't get me wrong I'm  A-Okay with being single I like not having to share anything but sometimes just sometimes I also want someone who will dance perfect harmony with me

You know you're gay when you get the sudden urge to make your fanciest keychains into earrings

That's just a fancy way of saying ✨bottom✨

There's always a good reason to commit arson

I belive i just developed yet another trauma, oh well I guess I'll add it to the pile

You are literally paying them (the school) to send me to prision waste my day then torture me while they can't even see me I could get into enough trouble to go to actual prision but at least I'd get to do something fun but nooo instead of arson tools i get anxiety

One would think that it's worrying that I thought I was straight for 12 years of my life but we should be more worried that I was convinced I was mentally stable for 15 years

the last stage of not having a gender is turning into a frog

Dragons don't exist because they're too afraid of me, that's it

Yeah it's okay don't worry I just updated the trauma chamber there should be enough space for your bullshit now

If I can't have Booboo Stewart long hair what's the point of having long hair at all

Now what was I looking for? A pencil, but you should look for a licensed therapist.

Same mental illnesses different sexualities

Well that was DEFINITELY NOT a straight thought

I'm so bad at making decisions I even let people decide what pronouns they want to use to address me

I was sooooo fucking close to forgetting I liked men did you really have to show up?!

When in doubt of what to wear a confort character you must cosplay

I tried, I failed so I'll take it to my grave

Conversations with myself:
Why do you like to make me cry?
What's not to like the endless suffering or the afterward funny juice
I believe you mean ✨TRAUMA✨
Yeah that's what I said 🧋FUNNY JUICE🧋

How many times do I have to tell you, becoming a serial killer is not the answer!!

I commit arson not petty theft come on!!