Saving you, is that what you think I was doing? WRONG-O. I merely noticed that you're improperly packaged, my dear.
HELP ME ... I'M FEELING.
If you utter as much as a syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key.
Oh, no. I'm speaking in rhyme.
MY FAVORITE SCENE FROM THE MOVIE:
All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part we'll improvise... Just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas, you're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending.
ACTION. ( Max takes nose off) BRILLIANT. You reject your own nose because it represents the glitter of commercialism. Why didn't I think of that!? CUT. PRINT. MOVING ON.
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