How Gay Can It Get?

My Teacher is a Homosexual

Group Chat: REALLY FUCKING GAY

Wednesday, October 6

12:07 pm EST

Annabeth: Are Mr. Hearthstone and Mr. Freyason dating?

Piper: he ASL teacher and the guidance counselor

Annabeth: Yeah

Piper: why do you ask

Annabeth: I'm in lunch right now and they're both on lunchroom monitor duty

Annabeth: And there is some very gay tension between them

Magnus: oh yeah, they're married

Annabeth: WHAT?

Alex: yeah, they're been married for a couple years i think

Piper: how do you know that

Magnus: a few of us live at hotel valhalla (that place for homeless youth) and they both volunteer there

Alex: since they both work where we go to school they kinda got assigned to our floor

TJ: FLOOR 19 SQUAD

Mallory: yeah, yeah

Mallory: it's beantown, tj, alex, halfborn, and me on floor 19

Magnus: RIP X

Annabeth: X?

TJ: he used to live on our floor but he aged out

TJ: i think he got arrested

Piper: good to know-

Piper: and you all just stay there?

Magnus: yep

Magnus: I would stay with Annabeth cause she's my cool cousin, but her parents have enough on their plate

Magnus: plus, i honestly prefer living at valhalla

Magnus: it's pretty cool

TJ: that it is

Mallory: way better than living on the streets

Alex: and way better than foster care

TJ: amen to that

Group Chat: FLOOR 19 SQUAD

Wednesday, October 6

5:24 pm EST

Beantown: @Bayonett Boy DINNER! get to the feast hall

Bayonett Boy: i'm in the middle of a game, i'll be down in a minute

Beantown: you're gonna be late and then you're gonna be in trouble

Bayonett Boy: and?

Mr. PHD: I got this

Mr. PHD: If you come down to dinner now, we can play video games later

Bayonett Boy: to the death?

Mr. PHD: Is there any other way?

MAK: don't make promises you can't keep gunderson

Mr. PHD: Fuck off woman

Watermelon: i sometimes really hate being in this chat

Bayonett Boy: LET ME FINISH MY GAME

Beantown: it's dinner time

Watermelon: i have an idea!

Watermelon: TJ i challenge you to not finish your game and come to dinner

Bayonett Boy: challenge accepted

Bayonett Boy: i'll be down in a second

Mr. PHD: Well that was easy   

Mr. PHD: LET'S EAT

Group Chat: REALLY FUCKING GAY

Friday, October 8

11:28 am EST              

Jason: is mr. d okay?

Reyna: Mr. D the GSA advisor?

Jason: yeah

Jason: he's my sub for physics (cause mr. zeus is out again) and he just looks really depressed

Jason: he keeps drinking his diet coke like it's the elixir of life   

Clarisse: that is not diet coke

Jason: what is it then

Clarisse: it's wine

Jason: WHAT!?!

Percy: oh yeah, he's like super depressed

Percy: him and his wife are separated right now so he's pretty much dead inside

Jason: AND THEY LET HIM TEACH

Clarisse: what the school doesn't know won't hurt him

Jason: YES IT WILL HE'S DRINKING ON THE JOB      

Thalia: no, it really won't

Thalia: he's been teaching for years while drinking and he's honestly better for it

Clarisse: yeah, he's a lot worse when he's sober

Clarisse: it's less crying and more sacrificing children to the gods

Clarisse: of science

Percy: he is the chem teacher

Reyna: I feel like I should tell the school about this, as apparently the only responsible person that exists, but I also know that Clarisse is right and that he is the only teacher that is willing to advise this club. So I won't

Leo: we stan our depressed gay icon

Jason: i'm fairly sure he's not the only queer teacher at our school            

Clarise: ha, not even close

Thalia: have you met Mr. Apollo?

Percy: have you met Ms. Iris??

Annabeth: They're both flaming gays, we get it

Annabeth: We've establish that our school is very gay