Dobby the Smexiest

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I am in love with Dobby. That small bitch is just beautiful. He has the most amazing ugly fantastic supercallifragelisticexpihaliducious eyes I've ever seen. His smelly toes and crusty nasty hands.

I was in my room making out with a poster of dobby, when the god himself entered.

"OH. MY. GOD!" I said to King dobby and he replied "Hehe I am"

"I'm in love with you miss y/n. Wanna marry and have 172839 children?"

"YES YES YES" I said and we got engaged.

The next day was the wedding. We got married at a good unbelievable supercallifragelisticexpihaliducious venue and we had invited kreacher, aragog, wormtail and Harry Potter. Voldy Moldy began to marry us when suddenly I hear a BOOM!

Umbridge runned towards me and kidnapped me! So fawking smexy! I love her!

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