We went at the smexy pinky house.
She is so hot I-😩
"Umbrijouhey what the fuck?! I thought you were a good person. Why did you kidnap me? 🥲🙄"
"Y/n I wanna marry your little ass. It looks so delicious I wanna cook it with rice and vegetables. I'm on a diet. So, gimme your ass and your free☺" says umbrougeyheygay.
"Look you little piece of shit! I don't want you to marry my ass, I want you to marry me! Either you marry me or I kill yah"
"I'll marry yah ass PERIODT."
"Oh yeah?!" I say and I fart so loudly that she fell dead.
BOOM. No more umbitch
"Dobby my love come take me from here!" I demand and PUFF dobby appears from nowhere wearing a clown costume.
"DOBBY! YOU WENT TO PARTY WITHOUT ME?! ILL KILL YAH!"
"Y/n its not what it seems to be! I swear to Harry potter I didn't party without you!" Dobby said while hitting his head on a corner of a pinky stinky desk
"Dobby let's go home! Bring me the rocket! We are going to PIGFARTS!"
YOU ARE READING
Dobby x reader x umbridge | very smexy😩
Fanfictionthe story is just a joke and to have fun! If you read this, please consider going to therapy and take me with you 😃
