"I am DoLoReEeEeEsSsSsS" she shouted
I jumped and fell in a pan. She turned on the oven and tried to cook me.
Suddenly I hear someone.
"MALFERRET?! What are you doing here? And why are you in a shape of an egg?!" I said
"I-i-i- I really don't know! I woke up like this!" Said draco-egg
"IiI knoWwWwW!", said umbigily," its because I transfigurated him in an egg! Amma genius! High five clever Dolores!" And she high five herself🤦♀️.
When she did that she put to much power causing her to hurt herself and get killed.
"Let's get of here dracoegg!" I demand and I take draco-egg and we leave.
"Umm y/n...?" Draco said
"Yes?"
"I'm- I'm- I'm in love... 🤧"
"With who dear egg?"
"With a chocolate bar🥲. Her name is cholonamillie. She sooo gorgeous. Her supercallifragelisticexpihaliducious cover, her abs, im in love! I wanna marry her😭😭"
"Um Wtf?! And I thought I was stupid"
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Dobby x reader x umbridge | very smexy😩
Fanfictionthe story is just a joke and to have fun! If you read this, please consider going to therapy and take me with you 😃
