Dobby and I went with an ugly green rocket at pigfarts. This is where I saw RUMBLEROAR! He's a lion. WHO CAN TALK!
He's so so smexy I can't🥵
"Welcome to Pigfarts! I'm rumbleroar and I'm the headmaster. This is my favorite student Draco Malfoy" said Rumbleroar
"Master Draco?! What in the Lucius Malfoy are you doing here?!" Asked dobby
"Shut the fuck up Dobby and bring me hot chocolate and a blanket. I'm sad😥"
"Hey draco you little ferret! Don't you dare speak at my husband like that EVER AGAIN!" I said and this bleached bitch started crying.
"Why is he crying?!" Rumbleroar asked confused
"I dont know. So chill anyways... How about going on a walk rumbledaddy? I mean Rumbleroar... yeah rumbleroar"
"And what about me y/n?" Asked dobby
"I dont want you anymore. We break up dobby!"
"What? What?! WHAT?! Y/N IS THE WORST PERSON ON EARTH. IM GONNA KILL MYSELF😭😭😭" said dobbydooby crying
"Um... okay good killing. Wish you luck😃" I said happily. Finally I can marry rumbledaddy! His so fucking smexy😫
"Come on y/n! Jump on my back! We are going to get married at Pigfarts!" Rumbleroar said
"No no and again no. Ill marry you at hogwarts periodt." I said.
"Haha you wish! You're now my prisoner! I am UMBRIDGE! And now that your my prisoner i can rip you ass yeahh and cook it!" Then Rumbleroar took of his head revealing umbassinge.
"HOLY SHIT! YOURE DOLORES UMBRIDGE!"
YOU ARE READING
Dobby x reader x umbridge | very smexy😩
Fanfictionthe story is just a joke and to have fun! If you read this, please consider going to therapy and take me with you 😃
