"Holy canoe I'm gonna be late for work! Uh nevermind, I wanted to quit anyways... I'm gonna work this last shift (🤫) and then I'll tell my boss I quit." Says y/n as she approaches her bus. "Isn't it beautiful😩?" She asked
"Yes it is." She answered to herself
Then she jumped on the bus and started driving. She didn't know where but she just drove until she didn't have any gas left. She was in a city that she has never heard before. It was called "Peppatown"
It had millions of hills, in each one of these it had a house. Y/n walked up a nearby hill she found and she knocked the door of a yellow house.
"Who is there?" A deep voice shouted
"Hi! My name is y/n and I just wanted to ask you if you have some gas or something like that"
The door opened. She saw a big fat pig standing in front of her. Wow so smexy, she thought
"Hello y/n, I'm pig, daddy pig😏"
"Um nice to meet you sir. Do you live alone?" Asks y/n
"Well I used to have a family but I sold them to the butcher and he made them pork" daddy pig answered
"Niceee"
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Dobby x reader x umbridge | very smexy😩
Fanfictionthe story is just a joke and to have fun! If you read this, please consider going to therapy and take me with you 😃