"MAMA UMBRIDGE IS BAaAaACK!" Said Umbridge
"Omg umbridge I cant believe it! How did you survive?" I say
"I-I don't know! I just came back from the dead cause Satan didn't want me!"
"Its okay cause I want you!" I say
"You-you-you what?!"
"I love you Dolores. Will you be my wife?" I say while sitting in one knee
"I um... I... YES!" Umbitch says
"WOOHOO ANOTHER WEDDING!"says dobby
"Wait aren't you mad Dobby? I mean I dumped you!" I say
"I'm not mad. I came here to tell you something though... Y/n will you marry me...?" Said dobby
I didn't know what to do. I was getting married with umbridge but I loved dobby so much. What should I do? OH! I KNOW!
"If you want to marry me dobby you have to marry umbridge too. I live you both so much and I think this is the only thing I can do to have you both" I say
"I'm okay with that" dobby said
"Yeah me too" adds umbridge
*At the wedding*
"Dobby, do you take Y/n y/l/n to be your wife?"
"I do!"
"Dobby, do you take Dolores umbitch-"
"ITS UMBRIDGE YOU DUMP GORILLA"
"Oh sorry didn't know that. Y/n told me that this is your name."
"She did WHAT?! Y/N WTF?!"
"I- I'm sorry umbitch... I mean umbridge, but I'm afraid I can't marry you..."
"And why you can't marry me?"
"Because... Because I-I-I am in love with Draco-egg..."
"Since when?!" Asked dobby while he was crying
"A long time ago. But now he is dead and I can't marry him😭😭😭"
"NO I AM NOT DEEEAAADD!" yelled Draco-egg that somehow is back from the dead
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Dobby x reader x umbridge | very smexy😩
Fanfictionthe story is just a joke and to have fun! If you read this, please consider going to therapy and take me with you 😃
