It was sunday evening I don't know what made me to go for jog in the evening. I thought of buying some fruits. It was a bit crowded, there was a lady in her early 40's beside her I saw Sai, she was arguing with the vendor to exchange the cucumbers. . .
The boy in 20's was repeatedly saying ''aisa nahi hota mai kar hi nahi sakta maine andar thodi dekha hai''
she was on fire "this was the 3rd time aur aap ekk ekk paise lete ho still worms bhar kar rakhte ho chal rahi hai to spoiled bhi bech to hum to gadhe baithe hai''
The vendor wasn't ready, that boy said ''madam aap jao''
She literally threatened him 'aap de rahe ho ki nahi'' he simply denied
He ordered Pari ''utha teen kaise nahi de rahe'' Pari was scared too
still she picked up
she said wait she went on the vendor's side and came out with a knife and uttered ''check karke lenge inne inse bhi apne pets paale ho toh''
First one was okay but next two three were rotten finally she got up and asked boy ''paper back doge ya wo bhi aake lu'' he half heartedly gave it tob her
he was pissed ''madam aap jaise grahak mujhe bilkul nahi pasand''
She taunted ''achha aisa kya sunn ke badaaaaa dukh hua''
I couldn't control my laughter and in my overexcitement I suddenly stepped on the lady beside me "ouchh" made her to notice me. I was still laughing
"ooo 32 dant ke gabbar yaha ki picture khtam kahi aur jake timepass karo" she said angrily. That vegetable vendor gave me sympathizing look
"I came here to buy fruits" I quickly tried to act innocent
Sai- then do that no?! why are you staring at me? am I a clown?"
"tum bachpaann se aisi ho ya koi diploma kiya hai" I tried to lighten the atmosphere but it added fuel to her anger
"what do you mean" she gave an angry look to me
"nahi humesha ladne ko ready I thought kahi diploma ho raha ho aisa" I Replied. Before she could break my teeth i quickly moved to the vendor "bhaiya half kg apples"
But she isn't the one who will keep mum
Sai- aapne kaam se kaam rakho aap
Then she moved to the vendor ''bhaiya phasa lo naya bakra''
It was embarrassing but funny too!!
next- Spending the day with her
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