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Dirty pick up lines they use

TW ⚠️: SEXUAL CONTENT

Carl:
•Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy
•I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours
•Your body is 70% water because I'm thirsty

Lip:
•Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon (omg I cringed on this line✋)
•Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy
•I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel your instead?

Ian:
•My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?
•Let's play Titanic. You'll be the iceberg and I'll go down
•Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?

Mickey:
•Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me
•You're so hot, my zipper is falling for you
•I'm not into watching sunsets, but I'd love to see you go down

Fiona:
•Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious
•Are you a raisin? Cause you're raising my hopes for a kiss right about now
•Did you make Santa's naughty list this year? You want to?

Debbie:
•I'm not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling
•Hey, do you have an inhaler? Cause I heard you got that ass, ma
•Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.

Kev:
•Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging you
•I think I could fall madly in bed with you
•Want to save water by showering together

Mandy:
•Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight
•You are so selfish. You're going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night
•Your clothes looks so uncomfortable. Why don't you let me help you take them off?