Adrain Pines is the oldest adopted son of the Pines family, who unfortunately had to leave for the summer along with his two young siblings, to stay with their Great Uncle Stan for the summer, who lives in a mysterious, sleepy town in Oregon named G...
Currently, Adrain is looking out the window and could see Stan scamming multiple customers.
Stan: For tonight's final illusion, we have the incredible "Sack of Mystery." When you put your money in, it mysteriously disappears!
The customers mutters several positive things about the trick's credibility and Stan's character. Stan smiles at his gain and their loss.
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Adrain: ...-_-... God, people here are idiots....
Adrain walked back to where Dipper, Mabel and Soos are watching tv and saw they were watching a commercial about someone named Gideon.
Dipper: Gideon?
Mabel: What makes him so special?
Commercial; He's a psychic.
Mabel: Aroo?
Adrain: Scooby?
Commercial: So don't waste your time with other so-called "man of mystery." The screen shows a clip of Stan coming out of an outhouse and is stamped with the word "FRAUD."
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Commercial: Learn about tomorrow tonight at Gideon's Tent of Telepathy. (Speeding through subtext for commercial:) Voidwhereprohibited,noC.O.D.'saccepted.CarlaI'vealwayslovedyoubutneverhadthegutstosayit.
Mabel: Wow, I'm getting all curiousy inside!
Stan: Well, don't get too curiousy.
Everyone saw Stan walk in, hanging his jacket up.
Stan: Ever since that monster Gideon rolled into town, I've had nothin' but trouble.
Mabel: Well, is he really psychic?
Dipper: I think we should go and find out.
Stan: Never! You're forbidden from patronizing the competition. No one that lives under my roof is allowed under that Gideon's roof!
Dipper: Do tents have roofs?
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