im doing this instead of sleeping.
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y/n: i never know what to say at a funeral
billie: just say 'im sorry for your loss' and move on
y/n: got it
[at a funeral]
y/n: just move on.
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[after y/n hits her head]
billie: okay so incase of concussion we need to ask questions
finneas to y/n: what's 7x7
y/n: 42!
billie: we need to go to the hospital
finneas: that was right-
billie: exactly
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billie: if your lucky your internal organs will spend their entire life indarkness
y/n: noT IF I SWALLOW THIS GLOW STICK
billie: nO-
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billie: to finneas: can you believe it y/n said she doesn't love me anymore
finneas: what-
y/n: that is not what i said
finneas: what did you say
y/n: i said we aren't getting another dog-
billi sobbing: THATS BASICALLY THE SAME THING AND YOU KNOW IT
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y/n: alright imma head out now
y/n: *passes out on living room floor*
billie: *puts blanket over y/n*
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billie: do you want any food?
y/n drunk: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS
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billie: where are you going!?
y/n drunk: to meet bambi
billie: he isn't real
y/n now crying: what... but... dear..
billie: bambi is made up...
y/n: so dears aren't real!?
billie: go to bed and meet bambi in the morning
i remember little of this day, but i was drunk and wanted to meet bambi
y/n drunk: we should sue smarties.
billie: what-
y/n: they don't make you smart.
billie: so you're gunna sue them?
y/n: who the fuck is sue?
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