hello pricks
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claudia: alright everyone i have an announcement to make but i only have a minute
finneas: why you have somewhere to be?
claudia: no i was referring to all of your relatively short attention spans
billie: hm?
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[in the future]
billie: hey y/n how old are you?
y/n: twenty
billie: oh cool, im twenty too
y/n: so you're older?
billie: no, i'm the same age?
y/n: i thought you said you were twenty two
billie: yeah, i am twenty too
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y/n: you can't microwave tea, it tastes like tv static
billie: ........ you know what tv static ..... tastes like?
y/n: mhm i remember licking the tv screen, only vividly, but i had fun
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y/n texting billie sending a voice note
billie texting back: is that important im a bit busy
y/n: nope just listen later
[later]
billie:oh, i should have listened to that-
the voice note: THERE IS A FIRE-
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billie: no phones at the dinner table, we talked about this
y/n: that was the breakfast table
billie: its the same table-
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[future]
y/n: bil, we need to give the kids the birds and the bees talk
billie: okay
[later]
billie: the bees? the bees are disappearing at an alarming rate. do you know about this?
y/n: ..........
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y/n: i need you too swear.
billie: fuck
y/n: ... as in promise
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finneas: y/n needs help!
billie: you just figured it out?
finneas: no i mean she's stuck under a tree!
billie: and??
