hello bozos
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billie: rate your pain on a scale from 1 - 10
y/n: pi
billie: pi?
y/n: yeah, small but never ending
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finneas: i think water can solve all our problems.
finneas: thirsty? drink water
finneas: want clear skin? drink water
billie: don't like a person? drown them
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billie: go make your bed y/n
y/n: why should i if i'm gunna mess it up later?
billie: why should i take you on dates if you're still gunna die later?
y/n: alright fine.
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[at a party]
finneas pulling claudia away from her seat: come on let's slow dance
claudia smiling: okay
[they slow dance]
y/n: come on bil lets go slow dance
billie: alright
[they slowly do the macarena]
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[before billie and y/n got togthere]
billie: okay yeah i LOVE y/n i have loving feelings for y/n but does that mean im IN love with her?
claudia:
finneas:
billie: oh god.. im in love with y/n, why did no one tell me!?
finneas: we thought it was obvious?
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finneas: hey bil, i'll get you a drink
billie: finneas, i'm on a date
finneas counting coins out on the counter: alright, but she can only get something small.
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y/n: thanks to coming to my y/n talk
billie: for the last time, they don't name it after every individual
y/n: well, why should ted get all the talks
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y/n: we can never let it get out that we got beat up by a bunch of kids
billie: agreed
y/n: take it to the grave?
billie: absolutely
y/n: this conversation never happened
billie: i don't even know you
y/n: ..... that's mean you took it too far
billie: that's a weird thing for a stranger to say
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y/n: i hate it when billie asks "are you even listening to me!?"
y/n: it's such a weird way to tart a conversation
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billie introducing y/n: this is my ex girlfriend, y/n
y/n: stop. i'm your wife.
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y/n sleep deprived: man, fuck viruses they aren't even alive, it's juts strands of punk ass dna fucking us all up, you don't eve have a nucleus you dumb, bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting rna clump looking bitch
finneas: wtf-
claudia: she hasn't slept for 2 days..
billie: she's kinda smart like this...
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[y/n after hearing finneas and billie arguing]
y/n locking her car: if you're going to act like kids i'm going to treat you like kids
finneas: it's illegal to lock kids in cars!
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finneas introducing y/n: hey guys this is my new friend y/n, she gave me 2 bucks, i bought a hot dog with it
billie whispering: why'd you give him 2 bucks?
y/n whispering back: i thought he was homeless..
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billie: i trust y/n
claudia: you think she knows what she's doing
billie: ahh i wouldn't go that far
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