Hello Rat-Reader.
Your support has been much appreciated, and it touches my non-existent heart to know that you have stayed to read this garbage.
To thank you, I have delivered the heart of an Eldritch space-worm to your doorstep. Don't be flattered, it was my pleasure.
Cheese.
Thanks for reading.
Bye.
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A Match Made in Azkaban
FanfictionA dementor named Billy Joe is (for some odd reason) on his way to win Dolores Umbridge's foul and nonexistent heart. Stay tuned for their first kiss. MWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!! (I already added a Demumbridge kiss scene at th...
