Bau, Quantico
Hotch : We have a case. Brief on the plane.
Garcia: Avengers Assemble!
Charlie: Fuck off. Respectfully ✨
Reid: I don't think anyone could "fuck off" respectfully.
Charlie: Could I skip this case??
JJ: People are getting killed...
Charlie: Yeah yeah, and if those people keep waking me the fuck up, i'll be the one on my deathbed.
Reid: Technically, the deceased aren't the ones waking you up.
Charlie: Can Candice fill in for me? 🤩
Morgan: NOBODY ANSWER THAT!
Reid: Who's Candice? Do we work for her?
Prentiss: Oh god-
Charlie: since i didn't expect spence to answer, i'll spare his innocence. ❤️
Reid: I'm confused..
Rossi: Ugh where is everyone?
Prentiss: In the car, chill.
Hotch: Are you texting and driving? You better be pulled over.
Hotch: Actually don't answer that.
Morgan: Pulling up fruitcake.
Hotch: Fruitcake?
Reid: Fruitcake was made near Ancient Roman times. At the time, it was made with pine nuts, barley mash, pomegranate seeds, and honeyed wine.
Prentiss: Reid, ily and all but Derek was subtly calling Hotch gay.
Hotch: Derek, thin ice.
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Fanfictionbasically just a bunch of texts that everyone at the BAU would have :) plus my OC, Charlie is in this! ----- i just wanna say thank you all so much for the support!! this story is still ongoing, but i don't update EVERY single day because i have bee...
