BAU Groupchat ;)

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CREDITS TO @xenna2412 FOR THE IDEA <3

BAU Groupchat

Hotch: Prentiss and Alex, I want you to visit the first victim's home and speak with the parents.

Emily: that mayyy be the problemmmm

Hotch: Why? Where is Charlie?

Charlie: help me pls

Derek: oh god i'm scared to ask

Charlie: OKAYYY SO STORY-TIME BITCHES- so i needed to take a massive shit so i went in this porta potty and i can't get out..

Derek: LMAOO WHAT

Garcia: I checked her location and I can confirm 🍿

Rossi: How'd you manage to do that?

Charlie:pls don't ask and help me

Hotch: I don't know if i want to tbh.

Charlie: WHAT THE FUCK

JJ: On my way with my phone to take photos :)

Charlie: IF YOU DO ISTG ILL THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF

JJ: DO IT I DARE YOU.

Derek: how are you gonna do that when ur stuck in a porta potty 😐😐

Charlie: i hate each and every one of you with a deep passion that i wanna take a blade and push it right through ur chests until you bleed out on the floor 🔪🔪🔪

Hotch: I think it's time for a physic eval

Derek: damn i think i'm gonna go on the jet early my guy 😌

Charlie: JJ STOP TAKING PHOTOS IT IS NOT THAY FUNNY

JJ:

Derek: NO THATS GOTTA BE FAKE 😶

JJ: NOPE ISTG IM DYING 😇

Charlie: I HATE YOU ALL

Derek: YEAH YEAH "WITH A DEEP PASSION" IDC 😒😒

Hotch: JJ..

Charlie: oooh is jj getting in trouble~

Hotch: Forward me that image please.

Charlie: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

JJ: already sent 😚

Charlie: toilet water is everywhere..

Derek: is this gonna turn into a poem or some typa shit

Charlie: I THINK A FLY FLEW UP MY NOSE I CANT

Emily: now we gotta get the hazmat suits to save her cause there's no way in hell i'm touching those 🤢

Charlie: porta potties aren't thaaat bad

Emily: babe you got stuck in one <3

Charlie: THEY ARE TERRIBLE SOMEBODY SAVE ME

Garcia: Sir, should I tell SWAT?

Charlie: no

Hotch: Yes.

Charlie: i fucking swear lock your windows and doors 🤗

Hotch: :)