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Charlie: HOW DO I TAKE CARE OF A KID
Derek: what kind of person would let you take care of their kid
Hotch: Have you ever even taken care of a child?
Charlie: yeah!! YOUR KID.
Hotch: You came here for 5 minutes, complained over messages, then ate our food and left.
Charlie: yeah...
Rossi: Okay step one. Where is the kid?
Charlie: he's on the couch
Emily: are you sure??
Charlie: yeah! it's like i have superpowers. i can track any kid ☺️
Charlie: shit where is the kid
Derek: bro want me to come over or something
Charlie: NO FUCKING WAY. remember that one kid that we watched. you gave the kid beer
Derek: WELL HE ASKED IF HE COULD TRY IT
Charlie: HE WAS 8.
Derek: AND? TEACH 'EM YOUNG
Rossi: Ah, yes. Teach kids to be an alcoholic at a young age.
Derek: SEE? the old dilf agrees with me. i like you now Rossi.
Rossi: That was sarcasm.
Derek: die
Hotch: Okay!
JJ: YO??
Garcia: Sir, are you okay?
Hotch: YES YES! Derek took my phone.
Charlie: BRO I WAS SO CONCERNED
Rossi: Okay then..
Charlie: WHAT THE FUCK JDJDN
JJ: Is everything okay?? Where is the kid?
Charlie: OH THE KID IS FINE LOL
JJ: What? Then what's wrong?
Charlie: derek fucking smashed a window to climb in. next time use the door asshat
Derek: you wouldn't answer the door
Charlie: I DIDNT HEAR YOU WTF
Derek: WELL GET BETTER EARS
Charlie: THAT DOESNT EVEN MAKE FUCKING SENSE
Hotch: Omfg shut the fuck up.
Charlie: AYO WTF
Hotch: 😁
Derek: i'm kinda scared of this new hotch ngl
Charlie: wait where is the kid
Derek: WTF U LOST THE KID
Charlie: YOURE HERE TOO SO THIS IS UR FAULT
Derek: WHAT THE HELL
Garcia: Okay! I'm going to drive over there and help you guys. What's the kid's name?
Charlie: oh uhhhhh
Garcia: YOU DON'T KNOW?
Charlie: bro the mom at the coffee place was like "hey are you good at taking care of kids?"
Garcia: AND YOU SAID YES?
Charlie: I JUST DIDNT WANT TO SAY NO
Hotch: Well you are an adult, you should learn these things. That's depressing.
Charlie: OKAY IF EVERYONE CAN PLEASE STOP COMING FOR ME AND HELP
Garcia: Omg.
Derek: hey at least i took the responsibility to come and help a dear friend <3
Charlie: "dear friend" bitch i fucking hate you
Derek: #depressed #dhmu #goingdark
Charlie: i hate you
Charlie: THE MOM JUST PULLED UP SHE'S GOING TO SEE HOW BAD MY HOUSE LOOKS CAUSE DEREK DECIDED TO SMASH THE WINDOW
Derek: i needed to come in with style
Hotch: Just stay calm. This was entirely your fault.
Charlie: okay why tf do you feel the need to come for my throat 24/7 bitch
Rossi: What did the mom say?
Derek: bro charlie is getting YELLED at LDJDKD
Hotch: As she should.
Charlie: YO SHUT UP MAN.
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同人小說basically just a bunch of texts that everyone at the BAU would have :) plus my OC, Charlie is in this! ----- i just wanna say thank you all so much for the support!! this story is still ongoing, but i don't update EVERY single day because i have bee...
