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Bau Groupchat

Charlie: YO THIS LADY AT THE COFFEE PLACE DOWN THE ROAD CALLED ME THE F SLUR 😍😍

Derek: why do u sound happy? she called u a slur

Charlie: AT LEAST PEOPLE KNOW IM GAY

JJ: aren't you and emily- i'm not even gonna ask.

Emily: charlie-

Charlie: love ya 😘😘✌️🏃‍♀️💨

Hotch: Keep the PDA out of the office.

Charlie: babe, we're in a groupchat

Derek: 📸4k

Reid: I'm very confused.

Derek: it's okay reid. wow this gc is very fruity

Reid: Yay! I love fruit.

Derek: REID IS A LITTLE SUSSY AHHAHA BAKA 🥶🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤

Charlie: um- ew. say that again and i'll fry your toes and force u to eat them

Derek: what???

Charlie: bro istg this man things among us is a personality trait.

Derek: OKAY THAT IS FOUL

Charlie: WLDKK IMCNOT LYING DHSJS SJSJG YOU D AR MDKEJSUSHTN

Rossi: Translation?

Derek: NO YOU FUCKXKFNXKA AKAN I CNA G DELAK WIFH HYKUE SNFJF

Charlie: NFLD FFSGOTK KAKSN SKSKNCNG RUIRJW XIVINE

Garcia: It's like they have their own language. Awe cute!

JJ: wow- okay. i'm just gonna go

Charlie: NO JJ 😍 JJ 🥵 MY LOVE 💔 DO YOUR SHOES NEED SHINING 🏳️‍🌈 JJ

Emily: okay. do i not exist or something.

Charlie: nope sorry. jj superiority.

JJ: she's speaking facts.

Emily: charlie that was def not what you said last night

Reid: ???

Hotch: I'm not even gonna say anything.

Charlie: 📸🏳️‍🌈

Rossi: How to leave internet chat.

Emily: POOR ROSSI

Derek: 'internet chat' tf

JJ: awe leave him alone </3 hes old

Rossi: How to treat depression.

Emily: HAHAHAHSHSHSJ

Garcia: So which one of us is wheeling him to the retirement home?

Hotch: Garcia.

Garcia: YES SIR! SORRY!

Rossi: Therapy.

Charlie: okay this shit is sad.

Rossi: How to cope.

Charlie: you okay there rossi?

Rossi: Yeah. Why do you ask?

Charlie: I- okay :)

Garcia: I have no words.

Charlie: 🐙 "wow i'm so lonely"

Reid:  🦭 "Hi, Mr Octopus!"

Charlie: 🐙 "wow lookin sexy sealmister"

Garcia:What's going on?

Reid: How are you? 🦭

Charlie: Let's go on a date. 🐙

Reid: Okay-? 🐙

Charlie: Mm 🐙🕯🦭

Derek: You guys good?

Emily: why was that "Mm" hot asf.

Derek: wow okay horny mf

Charlie: AHAHAHAH YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE THE TEXT SHE SENT ME LMANS

Emily: don't even think about it

Charlie: *sent one attachment*

Hotch: Emily, put down the scissors.

Derek: OH SHIT SOMEBODY GET THE POPCORN.

Hotch: Emily, you made a mark in the wall.

Derek: oh-?

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