BAU GROUPCHAT
Hotch: There is a condom wrapper on the floor. Who is responsible?
Derek: NOT ME- i don't fuck women in the bullpen ;)
Emily: i'm gay soooooo
Charlie: ^^ maybe jj 😝
JJ: how could it be me
Rossi: I think it was Derek. That fucker
Derek: AYE WTF? 🤢💔
Hotch: Derek, I'm holding you responsible for the wrapper. Come pick it up immediately.
Charlie: OSHSHAHAHA
Derek: fuck you all. fuck you. fuck life. life sucks. 🔪
Rossi: I agree.
Hotch: Rossi-?
Charlie: #depressed
Emily: only the real ones know 😓✌️
Derek: okay, who actually used the condom and left it on the floor? IT WAS INCHES AWAY FROM MY DESK-
Garcia: Reid hasn't said anything... 😘
Reid: WHAT? NO! IT WAS NOT ME! I SWEAR!
Charlie: y'know he could've just said 'no'.
Reid: IT WAS NOT ME. I SWEAR.
Derek: DAYUM PRETTY BOY GETTING SOME ACTION! 😍🍆
Garcia: 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Emily: it's about time 😌
Hotch: Was it actually you, Reid? Be honest.
Reid: It must've fell out of my pocket. I don't know.
Derek: WHO DID YOU FUCK?? ARE YOU DATING SOMEONE??
Reid: Oh, no no no! It was a one time thing.
Emily: YOU NAUGHTY BOY- 🍆🍆
Charlie: 🏃♀️💨
Derek: but the real question: who was it??
Reid: .
Rossi: Are they in the building? Do they work with us?
Reid: .
Charlie: so that's a yes.
Emily: R.I.P that pussy AYEEE
Charlie: 📸 smile
Emily: 😘✌️
Derek: 😝
JJ: Guys, stop.
Derek: IT WAS JJ!!!
JJ: No it wasn't.
Reid: Why would it be JJ? That's crazy. Where would you come up with that theory.
JJ: Reid for the love of God, SHUT UP.
Charlie: no no. keep talking love <3
Reid: I swear. It's not JJ. You guys don't know her. Can we please drop it?
Derek: i'm putting the wrapper on your desk
Reid: NO NO NODOESJ
Hotch: Reid?
Garcia: I believe Derek put the wrapper on his desk, and he started freaking out.
Rossi: Kid, put down the bat.
Hotch: Where did he get a bat?
Rossi: Reid, stop chasing Derek. He didn't mean it.
Derek: KFJKSKDNSHEKDOE HELOFKEMNES DHELO HELP
Emily: 🍿🍿 take one and pass it around
Charlie: OSJFJDJSHSBS
Reid: Take it off my desk and sanitize it. Now.
JJ: DAMN THAT WAS KINDA HOT-
Charlie: 📸✌️
Derek: WELL JJ CLEARED THAT UP.
Reid: Okay okay. Yes. It was JJ and I.
Charlie: will: 🧍🔪
JJ: If you just said 'no' and moved on, NOTHING WOULD'VE HAPPENED.
Charlie: it's like i could hear him stuttering through the screen LANDBS
Emily: SAME HAHAHA
Hotch: Hey, this situation wasn't as bad as the dildo in my office.
Derek: WHAT-?
Emily: oi fuck off
Charlie: respectfully ✨
Emily: no no no. disrespectfully.
Rossi: Back up. Dildo in your office? By who?
Emily left the chat.
Charlie left the chat.
Derek: PHAHAHAHAHA
Garcia: Sir, is that why you haven't been in your office all day?
Hotch: The guys in the hazmat suits hasn't arrived yet.
Derek: NOOOOO 💀🤐
Derek: DAMN- IS IT STILL IN THERE???
JJ: Derek- wait. Is it?
Hotch: Yes.
Hotch: Derek, I'd appreciate it if you got out of my office.
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Fanfictionbasically just a bunch of texts that everyone at the BAU would have :) plus my OC, Charlie is in this! ----- i just wanna say thank you all so much for the support!! this story is still ongoing, but i don't update EVERY single day because i have bee...
